Various men tell stories of having to use the “Gents” to do a disappearing act when their dates turn up with numerous friends who are looking for a free meal or free drinks. Very often you will hear them say; ”I’ll have chips and chicken”. Because of such stories, one wonders: are Ugandan girls just cheap and unrefined?
And guess what? They(especially university girls,bar tenders and holiday makers; to mention but a few) are said to be so easily taken up by just chips and chicken. A tweep, @ba4shh jokingly took to twitter to pin some girls ,saying their weakness lies in chips and chicken;
https://twitter.com/Ba4shh/status/1157006166150590464
This could make you wonder what breed of girls we have in this country.
It’s not just this though, apparently, it is rather common for young girls in Uganda to change to more expensive ‘eats’ and drinks when a gentleman offers them a drink at the bar. A friend, who goes by the name Crazy one time told a story of taking a girl on a date and when she was given the menu, she kept looking at the prices. “I watched her when they brought the menu and instead of looking at the dishes, she kept checking out the prices,” Crazy narrated.
He added: “When it was time to order, she ordered for the most expensive meal and I asked her, will you be able to eat that?” And Crazy says the girl replied that she would. However, when the food was delivered, she failed to eat it. Unknowingly, she had ordered snails which they had given some fancy name she could not decipher.
“After the date, I faked an appointment and never saw the girl again,” Crazy said. After hearing his story, one wonders: what kind of girl was his date? She orders for a dish because it is the most expensive and then fails to ask what exactly it is that she has ordered for! Where’s the logic?
While the girl in question exposed how raw some Ugandan girls are, another that Crazy yet again went on a date with was probably worse. He says he invited a girl on a date and she turned up with a bevy of other girls. How is that supposed to be a date?
“The girls ordered for wine and since this place was fancy, a bottle went for about Shs 200, 000,” Crazy recalled. He says that because he did not want to foot the bill, he found his way out of that place (without informing his date and her friends of course). If my memory serves me right, he said that he went to the “Gents” and never returned.
Another man, I once overheard in a taxi, was narrating to his friend how he easily bonked a university slayer after taking her out and buying her chips and chicken plus red bull. His friend was wondering how to up his game so as to net a girl that he was so crazy about…and boom, the ”…just pay her a visit ,buy her some ice cream and probably chocolate ,but don’t forget chips and chicken” piece of advice came up!
Much as I think this is just Wolokoso, what’s your say? Are Ugandan girls this cheap?
