How To Get Sex On Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is a lovers’ day. A day people expect to have fun with those they love. If you’re not this single(but pretentious) girl who will claim her Valentine is her mother; I mean if you have a special male to give you total satisfaction, or if you’re a guy and you have a girlfriend or that nane you’ve always wanted to do, this article is for you. Follow this and you’ll have sex on Valentine’s Day and any other day.
Mind Your Dress Code
It is Valentine’s Day, not clowns’ day. Don’t move around with red and black everything like a Christmas Tree. You can drop in a few of the traditional Valentine’s colours, but don’t over-do it. Let your Valentine be confident to walk with you in public. That’s the simple first step.
Go off Social Media
Everyone you have ever flirted with of hit on will be on your case. It is wise to just stay away from distractions. Focus! And remember: don’t post anything yet.
Buy Her Flowers
Even though it sounds like a cliché, getting her flowers will melt a girls heart. Do it, attaboy.
Have Condoms Ready
Responsibility is key. If you’re not married, condoms should come in handy. However she should not be able to see them before the heat of the moment, or else, you’re not eating nothing.
Have nice shagging, muzzinyi.
