After the presentation of the National Budget on Thursday by the Minister of Finance, Planning and Economic Development, we decided to allocate the different sectors to the different celebrities and what they would with the money allocated to them.

Grab a seat, popocorn and let Omuzinnyi take you through what every celebrity is capable of using the money for.

Education: Bebe Cool – 3.2 Trillion

The S.5 drop out would use all this money to go to Harvard University for further studies so as to compete with the likes of Bobi Wine

Tina Teise: Works & Transport – 6.4 Trillion

The NTV presenter would buy herself a helicopter to slay around the mountains of Kigezi.
She would also buy a full shop of lingerie in France

Defence & Security: Gravity Omutujju – 3.6 Trillion

The self proclaimed terrorist who fears bullets like a Kampala slay Queen would buy bullet proof jackets and grenades

Accountability: Eddy Kenzo – 1.9 Trillion

The Sitya loss singer would just kill the fear for losses and instead focus on joining Mathematics classes for a whopping 1.9 Trillion in order to learn how to account for the money.

Justice Law & Order: Rema Namakula – 1.6 Trillion

Eddy Kenzo’s official bonkmate would use all these billions to bring Lydia Jazmine to book for eating her Man’s cassava

Agriculture: Zahara Toto – 1 Trillion

Zahara is the typical definition of a slay queen who rarely thinks about anything beyond partying.
She would divert Agriculture money and instead buy beer to make her pot bigger

Water and Environment: Desire Luzinda – 6.4 Trillion

Desire would buy litres of water to give to dry women at a free cost because she is generally enemies with dryness

Public Administration: Ykee Benda – 908 Billion

He would invest this money in overthrowing the Uganda Musician Association President Sophie Gombya

Public Sector Management: Cindy – 789 Billion

Cindy would invest all this money in taming dummies, Vinka and Sheebah because they bring disorder to the public sector

Parliament: Bobi Wine – 688 Billion

Bobi Wine would invest all this money in buying Paint to make our Parliament Red

Bobi Wine mu kkooti

Social Development: Vinka – 218 Billion

The Queen dummy would invest in the “dummy mentoring” venture so as to have many other dummies to fight Cindy

Lands Housing Urban Development: Jose Chameleone – 193 Billion

The aspiring mayor would use this money to build another house so as to abandon his Seguku Mansion because the local residents don’t like him in their area code

Tourism: Martha Kay – 175 Billion

Definitely she would be the best Tourism Ambassador.
Who knows? She might use all the money to teach other girls to pose naked for the camera and become famous

Trade & Industry: Sheebah – 171 Billion

She would use this money to import Make up and lingerie in order to improve the trade balance in her sense and also support foreign countries that produce Make Up

Science & Technology: A Pass – 159 Billion

He is an excellent noisemaker on social media.
He would use this money to develop the infrastructure reach so as to improve his noise mileage