After the presentation of the National Budget on Thursday by the Minister of Finance, Planning and Economic Development, we decided to allocate the different sectors to the different celebrities and what they would with the money allocated to them.
Grab a seat, popocorn and let Omuzinnyi take you through what every celebrity is capable of using the money for.
Education: Bebe Cool – 3.2 Trillion
The S.5 drop out would use all this money to go to Harvard University for further studies so as to compete with the likes of Bobi Wine
Tina Teise: Works & Transport – 6.4 Trillion
The NTV presenter would buy herself a helicopter to slay around the mountains of Kigezi.
She would also buy a full shop of lingerie in France
Defence & Security: Gravity Omutujju – 3.6 Trillion
The self proclaimed terrorist who fears bullets like a Kampala slay Queen would buy bullet proof jackets and grenades
Accountability: Eddy Kenzo – 1.9 Trillion
The Sitya loss singer would just kill the fear for losses and instead focus on joining Mathematics classes for a whopping 1.9 Trillion in order to learn how to account for the money.
Justice Law & Order: Rema Namakula – 1.6 Trillion
Eddy Kenzo’s official bonkmate would use all these billions to bring Lydia Jazmine to book for eating her Man’s cassava
Agriculture: Zahara Toto – 1 Trillion
Zahara is the typical definition of a slay queen who rarely thinks about anything beyond partying.
She would divert Agriculture money and instead buy beer to make her pot bigger
Water and Environment: Desire Luzinda – 6.4 Trillion
Desire would buy litres of water to give to dry women at a free cost because she is generally enemies with dryness
Public Administration: Ykee Benda – 908 Billion
He would invest this money in overthrowing the Uganda Musician Association President Sophie Gombya
Public Sector Management: Cindy – 789 Billion
Cindy would invest all this money in taming dummies, Vinka and Sheebah because they bring disorder to the public sector
Parliament: Bobi Wine – 688 Billion
Bobi Wine would invest all this money in buying Paint to make our Parliament Red
Social Development: Vinka – 218 Billion
The Queen dummy would invest in the “dummy mentoring” venture so as to have many other dummies to fight Cindy
Lands Housing Urban Development: Jose Chameleone – 193 Billion
The aspiring mayor would use this money to build another house so as to abandon his Seguku Mansion because the local residents don’t like him in their area code
Tourism: Martha Kay – 175 Billion
Definitely she would be the best Tourism Ambassador.
Who knows? She might use all the money to teach other girls to pose naked for the camera and become famous
Trade & Industry: Sheebah – 171 Billion
She would use this money to import Make up and lingerie in order to improve the trade balance in her sense and also support foreign countries that produce Make Up
Science & Technology: A Pass – 159 Billion
He is an excellent noisemaker on social media.
He would use this money to develop the infrastructure reach so as to improve his noise mileage
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