As most of the people were rushing home yesterday to bit the 7 pm curfew, one of the artful sinners in town was busy sketching ways to have some stolen moments with his side dish in a car.

However things turned out very bad for him when the no nonsense LDUs who were patrolling late in the night to effect Sevo’s directives landed on vibrating on top of the babe like a rabbit.

Apparently, the man escaped from his tight-marking wife and kids while they were all asleep just to meet his waterlogged side dish.

“Afande bansonyiwe…banange! bambi nga wobimanyi, mukazi wange wabitegerera bino anzisse… Traffic jam ankutte ate nga mumotoka ntyamu”, the man lamented and begged for mercy but his cries fell on LDUs’ deaf ears. He and his prey were dragged out of the car and disciplined for defying Sevo’s orders and currently detained at one of the area police post.

The pair were apparently caught pants down in the dirk corners of Makindye.

We are still gathering more info about the incident and of course we shall keep you posted.