Kampala never seizes to amaze!

A senior boss at a top bank located at the leafy Kololo area is enjoying the bushy and juicy gardens of a married woman.

The flabby banker known by his higher school friends as Ivo describes himself as ‘not intimidated by points of pain and dysfunction’ in his Linkedln profile. Sources say he met the woman he had been longing for to quench his whopper’s thirst. Who happened to be a lower ranking married woman at the bank.

Pictures of the banker have emerged and do not show him in the best of shapes before he hit the evenings running in and around Kololo. He had been an 8 to 5 fella.

Sources say they have toured every part of this country to happily stay away from their ring-mates. Friends have been heard saying Ivo’s convo has changed before the Covid-19. Sources say he had to whisk his new prey to Dubai for extra time.

How it started

Onlookers say the cash-oozing banker started with a ‘hi’ to the married woman on the dust-free roads of Kololo while trying to cut some fat.

Sources say Ivo who works with the beauty at bank’s branches in Kololo, did not stop at a ‘hi’. He asked the married beauty to have joint sessions. Many onlookers say they have seen the pair jog.

Friends say Ivo, who is the size of Kazinda, winked to the married beauty on first sight. The sight of saucy thighs while clad in her jogging out, blew him utterly, away.

The cunning Ivo according to people around him intimated that he made sure he walked away on the first day having made a solid pitch. Indeed he did so on that fateful evening.

Like in his Linkd profile sources say he demonstrated so much ‘dependability and loyalty’ to win over the bewitching woman. They go on to add that he could not hide ‘day gone great’ that evening.

Ivo shared with close pals he had finally escaped the boring evenings. Sources say he felt he had unearthed the woman who would unlock the young life in him. They say he felt he had grown flabby, lost his youthfulness he told friends. He had an eyeful of a chic to take care of his whopper whenever it became thirsty.

His friends say he intensified his jogging and could afford to leave office earlier than usual.

Workmates who knew little about him were happy for him that he had started to take his health seriously. However, Obs and friends who knew him better knew he wanted to exploit his prey beyond the sexy pair of shorts she had slipped into for that evening jog.

Ivo, according to friends knew he had done enough to win himself joint evening runs with the new girl.

He was not going to be deterred by the ring on his new catch’s finger. Sources say Ivo had told friends he had hit two birds with one stone.

Married to a masawo, sources say the evening jogs had prolonged to include dinners and night outs. They were said to be regulars in most of the happening spots in and around the city before the lockdown. They extended evenings from bars into his car for quickies. Sources say for fear of being nabbed by police, they would check into some hidden Guest Houses in the city suburbs to quench the starvation.

Like the proverb, ‘a person who slept with an itching anus, will wake up with smelly hands’, Ivo’s escapades spread beyond his inner circle. Gossip about of his offside romps with this married bomb spread like wild fire in the office according to sources.

Married woman’s hubby spits venom

Ivo’s friends say the woman’s hubby is said to have been warned by some uncouth fellows about Ivo and his wife. Sources say he blew his top and hard bitter exchanges with wife at home.

The innocent fellow wrote a mind blowing email to the banker demanding he explains what is going on between him and his wife.

Sources say he has been warning his wife for coming home beyond 7. And the news of her romps with Ivo have left him in tears. They say the fellow loves his marriage and wouldn’t have imagined finding himself in a triangle where he has to choose between the marriage and his own life.

He thinks the problem is not his wife but Ivo who has promised her what he can not give sources say. She had changed a lot in his face. She wore expense clothing, shoes and carried an Iphone.

Sources say friendly people at Ivo’s office kept briefing him about the goings on with the cheating pair. The fella took his troubles away from his wife to the office of his tormentor. Ivo’s friends claim he is the reason everything has exploded out loud to social media and family and friend circles.

Ivo’s wife in shock 

Sources say Ivo’s massawo wife works at a top hospital in this city and is said to be calm and respectable. The extra activities of Ivo have hit her so hard. They tell us she is so upset and wondering what it is that she hasn’t given him that is forcing him away from his bed. She is seeking guidance from her mum according to sources. Friends reveal her mum has intensified her visits at their crib. She has been seen mainly in the company of friends. Sources add, being the woman she is, a life out of Ivo’s home will be an option as she allows the dust to settle.

Ivo torn apart

Ivo is not the bubbly boss many were used to lately according to workmates at the bank. The offside romps gone wrong have taken their toll on him. He is back to not jogging. He is reportedly back to his quiet life and drinking. Friends were heard saying Ivo is simply in a fix and has no idea how he will get himself out of it. He doesn’t have an idea how much the married woman’s hubby has on his table about him. He fears for his life, job and family, friends say.