In ‘Twenie Tweniwaan’, only the smart, the artful dodgers and stingy men will survive brokenness. Latest info coming through confirms that singer Ykee Benda is the new president of Stingy Men Association Uganda- SMAU!

Ykee appoints self as SMAU president
Ykee appoints self as SMAU president

Ykee Benda whose music business was greatly affected by Coronavirus pandemic appointed self and took over power in coup d’etat.

Like the late Field-marshal Gen. Iddi Amin Dada, the Kyenkyebula hit star made the announcement shortly after stepping into the office.

“Don’t ask me who voted for me to become president of SMAU, I took over power by force, 5 years nga mbakalakata nonstop sagala kamanyilo”, roared before sending massive warning to all slay queens who have been eyeing his life savings;  “Ayonona sente yena, kitalya is waiting for u”, he said.

After taking  office, he wrote to Sevo requesting for Total lock down. In his letter he begged Sevo to ‘close all roads, chocolate shops, KFC, Supermarkets, Java, Night Clubs and all gift shops to save the boy child from suffering.

After taking power, Ykee wrote to Sevo!
After taking power, Ykee wrote to Sevo!

SMAU is a certified group/ Organization for chaps who hate spending their hard earned dime on babes. Guys in this group don’t believe in sending transport money to babes however little it may cost them. According to them, Geisha is always an alternative if a babe snubs a bonk visit or starts yapping about money related issues.

Their social media pages are flooded with Memes and disheartening posts which serve to make gold-diggers hate life. Surprising though is that some babes are great followers of the association!

Ykee will have to use Geisha sometimes!
Ykee will have to use Geisha sometimes!

Since he seems to be broke following Sevo’s ban on happening places and music shows, Ykee hopes to use his forcefully attained position to cut down his expenditure.

Great move Ykee!