Singer Sheebah deserves some good loving and massive bonk but y’all looking on as she spits bitterness

Love and bonk make you happy.
Love and bonk make you hopeful.
Love and bonk make you stress free.
Love and bonk make you relaxed and inspired.
Love and a mind-blowing bonk changes your life and you stop being bitter.

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The first time I had tasted those two- love and bonk, it was unlike anything I had ever experienced. Sure, I had heard of it, watched it in all the romantic movies. Yes, I’ve read about it in the Jackie Collins novels I love so much. But I didn’t know what it was really like until I experienced it.

Having such strong feelings about another person shook me to my core. It made me re-evaluate my beliefs. I learned what it was like to really care about someone. Everything I had believed, everything I stood for, suddenly disappeared. I found a whole new world opened up for me. I am no longer bitter and closed-minded.

You must have heard about singer Sheebah Karungi’s mood swings and endless rants on social media lately. Please don’t judge her! She is probably missing something magical in her life… and yes, love and a good bonk can be the only antidote to calm Sheebah down. She’s been dropping hit after hit since 2015 and of course she is not broke! One creature can turn her seemingly bitter world around in one night at her Mini-mansion in Munyonyo.

Fans point fingers at her without providing any solution…we have the solutions our Queen Karma truly need.

Here are 5 reasons why she should stop swelling around like a python and in love with a bonk!

Reduces stress


Recording studio sessions can give stress as the artist search for hit song? We all know Sheebah wants to retire with the throne. How will she realize her dream without a stress reliever who can love and bonk her bulungi? Study has also proven that folks, who indulge in regular bedroom activities can handle stress better and are happier people.

Feel better throughout the day


According to a research, people who had been loved right and chewed bulungi in the morning coped better with their daily stress better and even sailed through the day in a good mood. Thanks to all the happy hormones produced after a session of mind-blowing bonk, couples are armed with a smile to all the challenges that life throws at them daily. Queen Karma lacks this, right?

Sleep better;


Sheebah must be having sleepless nights alone but she dries self-‘Kwekaza’! Being a workaholic, she deserves to come home, take a shower in a bathtub have some full body massage and then eat before being ate properly. Believe us she will sleep till morning and will not make endless posts ranting. The sleep that you get just after you’ve made love will be much more relaxed. Getting a good night’s sleep will make you feel alert and overall healthy.


Improves overall fitness
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Yes the talented TNS star is one of the very few physically fit-looking female musicians in the country. Her body looks nice and appetizing. She works out and swim regularly but still all those have a limit. They can give her the magic that comes with good loving and a bonk from a clinical Muzzinyi! Half an hour of lovemaking burns more than 80 calories. By the time she wakes up, we shall enjoy the best version of her.

Relieves pain


Sheebah claims has had the worst experience the grandsons of Adam. In her posts she tries to influence Sheebaholics to give up on them. But what she forgets, the grand sons of Adam have the antidote to calm her down forever. She needs to get back on the horse and ride instead, because, when you’re about to reach the finish line, the level of the hormone oxytocin increases by five times. God mistakes no mistake- Good loving and bonk relives pain and takes away the sadness and bitterness.

Mind you Sheebah, Golola is willing to get the job done…