Updated List Of Kampala’s Top 5 Bootylicious Chics.
Buttocks are such a big deal in Africa. Calling the president of Uganda a pair of buttocks at one time landed former Makerere University researcher Dr. Stella Nyanzi in jail, but buttocks have also propelled people’s careers. Musician David Lutalo launched his career praising a woman’s backside on Kapapaala . For some women buttocks have made them famous and for others a big derriere is just an added advantage. Kim Kardashian gained fame thanks to her butt, but the average Ugandan woman would send her to a plastic surgeon for enlargement. Buttocks are such a big deal in Uganda that those who don’t have them seek the services of Facco, a company that imports butt enlargement pills, or they simply wear them. Ugandan girls have some of the biggest pairs, but who leads the pack? Here they are in no particular order.
1. Martha Kay
Martha Kay is a child of social media. She became popular following a viral video where she comically thanked God for being knocked by a Range Rover. She was instantly called the Range Rover girl. Many thought comedienne Anne Kansiime had finally got competition, but Martha Kay is not into stand-up comedy, choosing to shoot comic videos that she shares on social media. Her popularity has landed her several endorsement deals. Martha became an instant celebrity thanks to her pretty face and gorgeous big eyes, but wait when she passes you by – the perfect description of Big Bumper. And she didn’t even need the bum to get famous like some girls have done.

2. Agatha Loswash
If NBS presenter Agatha Loswash is sitted, you could mistake her for an average sized girl, but wait till she stands up to display her voluptuous behind. She is a contender for title of Uganda’s woman with the biggest pair of buttocks.

3. Winnie Nwagi
Winnie Nwagi took the music scene by storm when Swangz Avenue unveiled her in 2015. Nwagi had been the second runner up in Coca Cola’s Rated Next singing competition where Benon Mugumbya, one of the Swangz Avenue bosses was a judge. Probably he was swayed by her ass-ets which he couldn’t let go to waste. He knew the world needed to appreciate what he had appreciated and signed her. Immediately Nwagi came on the scene, she was compared to Desire Luzinda and the battle of the curves began, even making Bukedde headlines.

4. Sera Ponde
Socialite Sera Ponde lives a jet-set lifestyle. While still at MUBS, her coursemates would be plotting a night out at Pana while she was thinking Burj Khalifa in Dubai. Her behind has literally taken her places. She currently runs a high end boutique in town.

5. Desire Luzinda
She is not one of those with a very exaggerated behind, but the way she is curved fills men with Desire. She has a legendary backside, which is unfortunately no longer that memorable, especially after she displayed her kitoone. I mean, when you have seen it all, what more are you looking for?
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