Funny man Patrick Salvador Idringi has left fans gasping (and laughing) after revealing one of the most personal details of his life that he’s been sex-starved for two years!

During his weekend concert, the comedian, known for turning real-life struggles into punchlines, confessed that ever since his wife Daphine Frankstock jetted off to Canada for studies, his bedroom life has been on “airplane mode.”

“Social media people are always claiming my wife ran away from me. How can someone I pay for run away from me?” Salvador joked, sending the audience into wild laughter. “She went for studies, got a job, and is doing well in Canada. I haven’t seen my wife for two years meaning I haven’t had s3x for two years!”

While the crowd roared, Salvador kept it real; long-distance marriage isn’t a joke. He admitted that sometimes it gets tough, but his humor keeps him grounded.

“It’s not easy,” he laughed. “Once in a while, I go for practice just to stay fit!”

Classic Salvador, turning a drought into a joke!

The Man from Ombokolo revealed that he’s the one funding Daphine’s education abroad, and she has since landed a job there. Despite the miles between them, Salvador said he’s not worried, for their bond is built on trust and laughter.

“I’m the one paying her tuition. You think she can just run away from her investor?” he teased.

Salvador and Daphine have been together for years and share children. Though separated by continents, he insists the love remains as strong as ever proving that true relationships can survive distance, time zones, and even two years of celibacy.

As fans left the show wiping tears of laughter, one thing was clear: Salvador can turn even the most private pain into pure comedy gold.