He has been promoted to the rank of General.
His promotion is self explanatory. Not much to talk about.
He is one of the three Generals we have in Uganda. Keeping at the top for 25 years is not an easy task.
He has been a top general for years…soon a Field marshal.
His promotion to general years ago was because he paved way for new talent.
She has been promoted from Lieutenant to Captain for her online voice.
She has literally said what cannot be said and yes, people are are enjoying. She is bringing all kinds of smile and because of this, she deserves a promotion.
He had been promoted a year ago to a Brigadier but failed to live up to the rank and so, we have decided to demote him to the rank of Lieutenant colonel. The reason is because he failed to fill up Kyadondo Rugby grounds, not forgetting the fact that he was dumped by his dream girl, Sheilah.
Bryan White rose up the ranks at a ridiculous speed but he has gone down the ranks at the same speed.
From Brigadier to civilian simply because he ran broke. He has no money to throw around.
He is as poor as a church mouse.
She has been promoted from Lieutenant to Captain for giving some big pants in Uganda wet dreams and for feasting on Ed Cheune’s cassava mercilessly.
Sheila has been promoted from Lieutenant to Captain.
This is because she has been excellent at juggling men.
Secondly, she has been credited for sleeping with a robber without fear.
He has been promoted to a Lieutenant General.
Because his 10 years in music celebration was mega. He filled up Kampala Serena Hotel.
He has also been giving Lydia Jazmine good time.
She is the only female Lieutenant General simply because she has proved that she can out compete a number of men musically.
Secondly, for giving men sleepless night with her thighs that are ever on display.
She has been promoted from Lieutenant to Captain because she came out and confessed that she was raped at a tender age. She did not stop here. She went ahead to start a foundation that helps girls with the same problem.
We have decided to demote him from Lieutenant General to Lieutenant because he has proved that he is not a full man by crying for a woman.
She has also been demoted to the rank of Lieutenant for making a man like MC Kats cry like a baby.
He has been promoted from a civilian to a Lieutenant. His breakthrough has been unbelievable.
He has produced hit after hit and because of this, he deserves the promotion.
He has been demoted from Brigadier to Lieutenant. He is losing his battles when it comes to women.
His dream woman was taken by another man.
We have also demoted Weasel from Lieutenant General to Lieutenant Colonel for failing to keep up the hype that he created with fallen legend Mowzey Radio.
He has tried to work so hard but he is producing work that apparently is a replica of late Mowzey Radio’s music. After narrowly surviving a flopped show like Fik Fameica a few months back, Saha has tried to cling on mentor, General Chameleone’s Valu Valu and Badilisha songs, a move which backfired. He keeps his rank of Lieutenant Colonel.
Yes. She has worked hard. She deserves a promotion after a sold out concert. We have promoted her from Captain to Major General
She has proved to be a strong woman. Living with a person with Eddy Kenzo who is restless is not an easy task.
She has managed to produce music even in these hard times. Kudos to her. She has therefore been promoted from Brigadier to Lieutenant General
No words for her.
We promote her from a civilian to Major General for her contribution to Uganda
No debate. We have demoted him to a civilian. This is because he has no work to show for over a decade and he embarrassed himself in-front of fans like an insane person.
All he knows is move around Kampala begging. He failed to stage a mini concert.
We have demoted him to a corporal.
She has worked hard to get to where she is at the moment.
Battling men is not an easy task but she has done so. We therefore promote her from civilian to Corporal.
Well, he gave dead Hip Hop life and for that, we need to celebrate and thank him.
We have promoted him to Brigadier.
This man has redefined comedy. He has given comedy a second chance.
We could have promoted him to a much higher rank but he is as restless as Eddy Kenzo, a begger like King Miechel and Big Eye and therefore, he will take the rank of Lieutenant Colonel.
She has stolen Winnie Nwagi’s limelight and yes people are loving her. We are promoting her to the rank of Brigadier.
1.The following people have maintained their ranks; Cindy, Ykee Benda, MC Mariach, Pallaso, David Lutalo, Salvado, Jazmine and Geosteady.
2. The people who are not included on the list don’t have anything worth talking about. They are literally dead and gone while others are simply promising.
3. The list is a personal opinion. This website is not answerable to any content related to this article.
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