After the release of Martha Kay’s nudes a fortnight ago, Ugandans could not decide on who had the better nudes a reason we decided to sit down and rank them accordingly. The following are the ranks the nudes committee awarded to the participants and players of the industry.
Commonly known as the ‘Queen of Kitone’, her nudes caused whopper oscillations in Kampala. Every loaded fella wanted to have a piece of her. She is well endowed downstairs and has river Nile between her legs. She is without doubt the Queen of nudes. We therefore award her the rank of Field Marshall.
She is a new entrant in the industry. Martha Kay surely has work. Her baby like Kandahar left very many men pocketing. Since the release of her nudes days ago, she has been in hiding. She is a General. Sources say she could be next in line to succeed Desire Luzinda
Described by many as the Queen of Kalahari desert. She is beautiful but dry. We therefore award her the rank of Lieutenant Colonel
Many call her the ‘Queen of beans’. Her gigantic bean surprised many on the internet. They were good and she deserves the rank of Major General.
Her nudes leaked in mid 2015 and yes, they were appetising. They ended her career at NTV where she was hosting be my date. However, he undressed body looked totally different from what we see. She deserves the rank of Lieutenant Colonel
She is a Princess of Toro Kingdom. When her saucy photos were leaked by her then husband, every man was excited because they were saucy. Therefore we have decided to give her the rank of Lieutenant General
She is a former NTV Uganda presenter. When her nudes leaked in 2016, she quit the station and went for ‘kyeyo’ in Dubai. Her nudes were, ‘there there’ and therefore she deserves the rank of Brigadier
The self proclaimed ‘king herself’ served us her disgusting nudes in 2013. These nudes did not excite a single person and because of this, we decided to award him the rank of Captain.
Robin Kisti was an employee of NTV Uganda by the time her nudes leaked in 2015. She went into hiding thereafter before heading to USA for Kyeyo. It should be safe to say that her nudes were not appetising in any way. We are awarding her the rank of Lieutenant
I will use the internet to change the world one day. I will be a billionaire one day. For now, let’s Zzina!