Last week i heard one of my beautiful neighbors shout on top of her voice; “I feel like ‘gassing’, ‘kasita’ my boyfriend is not around”.
I was left in shock after hearing such a seemingly ‘stupid’ and at the same time hilarious statement from a young stunning babe! Being a guy who is so much into ‘senseless’ research, i picked interest and had to sit her down the next day for some real jazz.
Of course i first beat around the bush and finally cornered her to the real topic i wanted and boom! She revealed almost every crazy thing she and her fellow babes do while alone in the house.
Below is a long list of some of the secrets she told me… i have filtered and left out some too.
2.Walking naked around the house
3. Commando style (no pants)
4. Staying in the night dress the whole day
5. Eating direct from the saucepan using serving spoon
6. Working out..doing you yoga and stretching
7. Licking the spoon instead of washing it
8. Wiping kitchen floor using kitchen clothes
9. Bathing in the kitchen sink
10. Jazzing with their side boyfriends on phone.
11. Drinking a whole 2ltrs soda direct from the bottle without using straw or a glass
12. Picking and eating pieces of meat and French fries which has fallen
13. Chewing the paper used in wrapping queen-cake
14. Licking the yogurt box
15. Twerking in front of a mirror
16. Trying out new attires
17. Shaving and pulling
18. Taking nudes
19. Back biting their boyfriends on whatsApp
Enock Mugabi aka Eye Witness is a Journalist, Seasoned Writer and Music Analyst with a passion for sports.
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