In our neighboring country, Kenya, once you mention the name Mike Oliver every babe scatters. Oliver is one hell of a whopper champion who has in recent courted controversy in Kenyatta Land.

Oliver with one of his victims
Oliver with one of his victims

Apparently, this Mzungu chap with a deadly domestic reptile bonked over 100 babes and went ahead to post their pics on social media. As is that wasn’t enough, he crowned them cheap.

Oliver with his farm
Oliver with his farm

After facing too much criticism from all angles, he has added more salt in the fresh wounds with his latest submission!

Check it out;

“I came, I saw, I conquered!

When a friend of mine told me that Kenyan women are loose
I didn’t believe, couldn’t believe it
Until I came to Kenya for a holiday
With a mission.

And yes, I swung into action immediately
With post paid lodging services in major cities
I indiscriminately went for them
Tall and short
Slim and fat
Single and taken
Married but loose
I left no stone unturned.

He ate this one too
He ate this one too

Today I agree with my friend’s assertion
In fact loose is understatement of what these women are
Just show them a dollar and you’ll see them shake
A dollar melts them like ice in summer
Perhaps my skin color to excites them.

Today I’m surprised some people want me arrested
For which crime?
Spending my own money?
Having good time with cheap women?
Or posting photos of us?
Oh no Kenyans,
It’s willing buyer, willing seller deal
I forced no one, I raped no one
I just showed them a dollar.

This one didn't survive too
This one didn’t survive too

If you can be terrified by those few photos
What if I posted all of them?
I’m sure these hot videos would send you all into a comma
A rumour has it that I’m HIV positive
That’s neither here nor there
But if indeed I’m infected
Then it’s not I, but WE.

Oliver apparently infected those babes with HIV
Oliver apparently infected those babes with HIV

My aim of posting those few photos wasn’t to hurt anyone
I just wanted to show you how cheap your women are
Even those who call themselves “independent” women
Have you ever asked yourselves where they get their independence from?
They trade their dignity for independence.

We have exploited them well without looking back
I said WE because I’m not the only dignity buyer here
The rest aren’t brave enough to show it
Or maybe they haven’t hit the target.

He finished this one too
He finished this one too

Consequently, I believe I’ve no case to answer
All the hundreds of women I’ve smashed were adults
And I paid for all the services they offered
Those who accepted to eat peeled banana harvested more
Kindly don’t crucify me, I will be leaving soon
And for you cheap women
You can block me on social media
But you cannot un-moan my name!”, he posted.