Kenyans vow to bonk Stella Nyanzi who they claim is lonely
There is on going silent scramble for Stella Nyanzi’s juicy sumbie between Ugandans and sensational neighbors; the Kenyans on social media.
A section of Kenyans think Ugandans are still in deep slumber and are doing a disservice to Forum For Democratic Change’s controversial politician, Stella Nyanzi who they claim is lonely and deserve a bonk!
According to them, Stella Nyanzi wouldn’t be making noise and endless rants on social media if she was getting a bonk of her life. And with this, one of the brave Kenyans, Abdi Bare has written to the sleepy Ugandans, asking them to do the needful and balloon the celebrated Nalongo Owenene or risk losing to the mighty Kenyatta boys.
“Dear Ugandans, you either make Stella pregnant or let us Kenyans have the honor. This lady has been horny for too long without anyone of you noticing. It’s time we take the matter to the East African parliament for intervention”, The seemingly serious Abdi Bare requested.
Abdi’s serious request forced Stella Nyanzi to jump out of where ever she was hiding and rushed to reply. She called him an idiot who is free to express self on her timeline.
“Even idiots are welcome to express themselves on my timeline”, she fired
In January this year Stella Nyanzi who ran for a seat in parliament and eventually lost to NUP’s Shamim Malende fled the country to Kenya. She told the press that she was of being abducted again!
“I fled also to give my children an opportunity to live in safety and security, and to have access to their mother,”
While in Kenya she penned down endless poems stinging both Sevo and NUP darling Bobi Wine.
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