Bobi’s Hilarious ‘Car Tales’….

When someone tells you that ‘Ki Uganda Kinyuma’, believe him or her. Amidst all the hardships and challenges one goes through, he or she can never fail to shake off stress with interesting stories on social media.

A Ugandan can crack a joke anywhere, be it at a burial ceremony or even while bonking! Humor is the main thing here! Well y’all remember that pop-star cum opposition honcho, Bobi Wine acquired new wheels courtesy of his caring fans here in the country and abroad.

That wouldn’t make a fuss but mehn, when he claimed that the ride is a armored one, the whole nation was sent into frenzy! From mechanics, boda boda, market vendors, students, politicians to the elites, everyone has become an expert on UBJ 667F…with hilarious car tales.

Bobi's Hilarious 'Car Tales'....
Bobi’s Hilarious ‘Car Tales’….
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Yes!  we couldn’t let you miss out on these tales from Bobi’s ardent fans that we heard and read about…check them out;

MP-elect Mohammed Ssegirinya aka Mr Apudeti, literally the expert on everything concerning Bobi Wine analyzed and explained the car details . According to his inside knowledge on ‘The Car,’ it has a kitchen, swimming pool, bedroom, living room and play field. It can smell an enemy from a KM away, sense a friend within seconds and monitor Bobi’s welfare throughout the day with a red sensor.

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One fan who calls self Bobi Paka ntebe muntebbe on Facebook rushed and also posted about the car;

“Just in; Bobi wines new car has refused to take in fuel as it instead demanded for milk saying, “nze nywa mata si mafuta”.

Further down in Kamwokya and down town Kampala, according to the fired up fans The Car, is the angel Gabriel. Apparently their research shows that this car is not just an army on it’s own, it’s the entire weaponry. “Kati kiwedde zinadda okunywa” they say. One by one they’ve posed and taken pictures with The Car as though they were living a dream.

One man in kisekka market said “kano ke kabonero akasembyeyo akalaga nti Kyagulanyi ye mulonde wa Katonda.” So to say, “this is the final sign that Bobi is the chosen one of God.”

Bobi's car
Bobi’s car

Now, wherever The Car goes, the neighborhood comes to a stand still. According to Aldrine Nsubuga, a seasoned writer and journalist, everyone wants a piece and a picture. This is their car. On the highways, the people scream in a frenzy “wuyo pulezidenti agenze kulamula. Bano bawedde.”

Mr. Apudeti was heard bragging; “Nze nabagamba nti Katonda wa Kyagulanyi teyebaka. Emeeli eli ku mwalo elinze. Emmotoka kati etuli mu taano. Ennyonyi nayo egwa mu kompawundi e Magele obudde bwonna. Buli omu alinze bulinzi ffilimbi ya Mr apudeti tusimbule. Kano kaweddemu dda!”.

I for one i was told by my Boda guy that the car changes color and also sends Friend requests on Facebook!

What have you heard about the car? Share with us any Bobi’s Hilarious ‘Car Tales’….